Blethers from children.'Tell it how it is' . and a Funnie !

The Two children being followed by Shirley Goodnest and Marcy...

Hi There,

A mother was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn't want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe. So she had an idea of how to handle it. She asked a neighbour if she would please follow him to school in the mornings, staying at a distance, so he probably wouldn't notice her. She said that since she was up early with her toddler anyway, it would be a good way for them to get some exercise as well, so she agreed. 

The next school day, the neighbour and her little girl set out following behind Timmy as he walked to school with another neighbour girl he knew. She did this for the whole week. As the two walked and chatted, kicking stones and twigs, Timmy 's little friend noticed the same lady was following them as she seemed to do every day all week. Finally she said to Timmy, 'Have you noticed that lady following us to school all week? Do you know her?' Timmy nonchalantly replied, 'Yeah, I know who she is.' The little girl said, 'Well, who is she?' ... 'That's just Shirley Goodnest,' Timmy replied, 'and her daughter Marcy.' 


'Shirley Goodnest?  Who is she and why is she following us?' 'Well,' Timmy explained, 'every night my Mum makes me say the 23rd Psalm with my prayers, 'cuz she worries about me so much. And in the Psalm, it says, ' Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow me all the days of my life', so I guess I'll just have to get used to it!' . 

May 'Shirley Goodnest and Marcy' be with you today and always........ I know you smiled ... I certainly did.  Pray that 'Shirley Goodnest  and  Marcy' go with everyone you love!

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[ genuine footage of European Parliament discussion on euro debt, speaker from Yorkshire]

 Just listen to every word, he says it in a way that anyone can understand.......   If only all our representatives could think like this and tell it how it is without B-LLSH-T  we are normally fed !

http://sorisomail.com/email/238743/o-politico-que-representa-realmente-a-populacao.html

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This is the story of the poor blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. 
He has a heart attack and dies. She frantically calls a May Day: 

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead.

And I don't know how to fly. Help me!  Please help me!"  All of a sudden she hears a voice over the radio saying:  "This is the tower. I have received your message and I will talk you through it.  I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem.  Now, just relax.  Everything will be fine!  Now give me your height and position." 

She says, "I'm 5'4"  and I'm in the front seat."  "O.K." says the voice from the tower.

"Repeat after me:

Our Father. . . Who art in Heaven. . .

Cheers,  Kate xxx.