The return of long tailed creatures... and some funnies!

Hi There,

Last night I was reminded of problems caused by long tailed creatures long ago... now I really should start with the information that my husband two nights ago went across to the garage to buy something and when he returned he neglected to shut the lower outside door and just locked the upper door...

Annoying but not disastrous right?? Wrong! I noticed tonight wee deposits on our cream coloured hall carpet which looked suspiciously like the little black messages left by long tailed creatures - arrrghh !

The last two nights our weather has been incredibly cold and frosty ! Sooooo, I will have to do the rounds and ask these beings to go to ???? before they get too comfortable in our centrally heated house ! I hope it works as well as it did years ago...

Thanks a bunch Rob! ARRGGHHH !!

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APPETITE SUPPRESSANT

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He again declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat “Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind getting off and letting me up? 'Cos I'm starving."

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A piece of black tarmac walks into a bar and shouts "im the hardest beggar in here.' Barman says ''calm down mate,of course you are, you're a piece of tarmac!'' Then a piece of red tarmac walks in and says"I'll fight any beggar here. Who wants a beating?" Black tarmac stays silent. The barman says to black tarmac "Why didn't you say anything? I thought you wanted a fight?

Black tarmac replies"I'm not messing with that beggar, he's a 'flippen cyclepath'

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Really cute and most informative this one... Just had to post it here so that my scientifical minded friends could enjoy ... It fairly makes you realize how insignificant we are in the scheme of things.

We are on quite a ride ..... Turn up the sound. It's not over till it asks if you want to view again. This clever piece originated in Australia. It's so very well done most folks don't realize how much information he is sharing! Just click on the link below...... Speakers on... Photos by NASA. Enjoy your journey! Click here: Cheers, Kate xxx.