Hi There,
If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock, you would have $49.00 left.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock, you would have $49.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of wine one year ago, drunk all the wine, then turned in the bottles for the recycling REFUND, you would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
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1. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
2. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
3. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
4. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
5. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
6. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
7. Hard work pays off in the future - Laziness pays off now.
8. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
9. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
10. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
11. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
12. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
13. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
14. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
15 Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
3. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
4. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
5. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
6. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
7. Hard work pays off in the future - Laziness pays off now.
8. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
9. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
10. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
11. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
12. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
13. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
14. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
15 Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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This letter was sent to the Kirkcaldy High School Principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for pensioners. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize and was writing to say thank you.
This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward this to anyone you know who might need a lift today.
Dear Kirkcaldy High School ,
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent Old Age Pensioners luncheon. I am 87 years old and live at the Raith home for Elderly Ladies. All of my family has passed away so I am all alone.... I want to thank you for the kindness you have shown to a forgotten old lady.
My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio; but, she would never let me listen to it. She said it belonged to her long dead husband, and understandably, wanted to keep it safe.
The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a dozen pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I was overjoyed to have the chance to tell her to beggar off.
Dear Kirkcaldy High School ,
God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent Old Age Pensioners luncheon. I am 87 years old and live at the Raith home for Elderly Ladies. All of my family has passed away so I am all alone.... I want to thank you for the kindness you have shown to a forgotten old lady.
My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio; but, she would never let me listen to it. She said it belonged to her long dead husband, and understandably, wanted to keep it safe.
The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a dozen pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I was overjoyed to have the chance to tell her to beggar off.
Thank you for that wonderful opportunity.
God bless you all.
Yours sincerely,
Ella.
God bless you all.
Yours sincerely,
Ella.
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1 comments:
You should always know where your radio is, loved that one.
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