Funnies and an amazing video...

Hi There,

Happy Halloween Folks !

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1. Save the whales - Collect the whole set.

2. A day without sunshine is like - Night.

3. On the other hand - you have different fingers.

4. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

9. The early bird may get the worm - but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

10. Support bacteria - They're the only culture some people have.

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To save the economy, John Key will announce shortly that he is ordering the immigration department to start deporting old people (instead of illegals) in order to lower Superannuation and Health costs.

Old people are easier to catch, and will not remember how to get back home! I started crying when I thought of you.........

RUN, OLD FRIEND, RUN! Well... someone sent it to me and I'm not going alone !

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Flippen nora ... talk about kids being advanced... an amazing video !

Cheers Kate xxx.