Sex in the Office Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, But she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, 'I'll give you a £100 if you let me have sex with you'. But the girl said " NO!"
Johnny said, 'I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. '
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.
Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for £200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his Pants down.'
So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asked what had happened...
She responded, 'The toe-rag used coins!'
Management Lesson ... |
4 comments:
I love a good laugh in the mornings.
Have you been for your CT scan yet, and hows the bath room?
The doctor decided that there was no need for a CT scan at the mo!!!
why ??? God knows ! and she is keeping an eye on me meantime. Am back on the pills which help with the vertigo... see I 'knew' I was a dizzy mare !
As for the work on the house - last week we had the kitchen re- done - Yeah I know we were supposed to be going away but that's another story... My kitchen is now very modern looking (a big change) and is Brill!!! I managed to keep Rob from annoying the men for the 5 days it took them.
The bathroom is another matter and we are supposed to be getting it done while we 'again' head to Blackpool for 5 days sometime in November.. Rob and I plan to head down there the day they are due to start ... Yayyyy ! Am really looking forward to having the house all done and dusted before Christmas. 'AND' we might even manage to enjoy our visit to Blackpool too as we are heading to a B&B which is apparently a good one.
(fingers crossed - Please Lord!)
Look after yourself Kate and good luck with the work on the house, we are having a game and half with the new bath, the legs keep moving, no comments about the weight in it, I have heard them all, haha
OK missus, I'll keep Schtum !
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